Quote of the Day

From an early episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. A very special victim has been discovered by his wife and daughter, tied to the bedpost in a leather hood and harness. Thankfully, the SVU crew are soon on the scene. And Detective Benson has a probing question.

BENSON: Do you think there's a reason the killer sodomized your husband with a banana?

WIFE: He was allergic to bananas.

ZING! Got to love that kinky sex humor.